I'm lost and stupid without you.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
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