There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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