Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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