But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
is wine microwaveable?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Randomize
