im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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