"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
More tranny stories later!
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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