you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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