Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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