She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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