I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
So much Jack, so little girl.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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