Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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