problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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