if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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