i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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