Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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