This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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