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My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
We had sex on a dog bed..
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
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