i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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