If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
She's not a foreskin expert like you
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
