Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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