ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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