During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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