Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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