He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Holy shit dude........stairs
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
Randomize
