Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
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