Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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