my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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