What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
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