we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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