He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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