I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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