actually, I'm a sock model
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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