I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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