we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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