I think I just saw someone hide a body.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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