So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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