so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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