Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
love makes seman taste better
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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