Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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