remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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