I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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