Jerry, you need to find god
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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