I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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