My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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