just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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