it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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