The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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