What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Randomize
