can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
