If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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