So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
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