I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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