clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
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