before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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