chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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