You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I know her cup size but not her name....
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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