Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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